how big is ur penis?
Anonymous

My favorite tv show as a child was Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends :)

Can I touch ur eyes
Anonymous

No. You can look but you must not touch

booty-pioneer:

Andrew’s tags are always so encouraging whenever he reblogs an original post, like “yeah! Damn that’s so good! Ily! Friends!! I’m so gay!! Penis breath!”

(This is a compliment but also a slydig at cootertooter because he gets more dick than me)

panelling:

look at this cool shirt

Scratched my right cornea and accidentally bleached my favorite pair of underwear

Scratched my right cornea and accidentally bleached my favorite pair of underwear

Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

The part people don’t understand about that last post is that the song is in fact supposed to be a sad song about losing a loved one